High schooler Hannah has always been self-conscious about her weight, so when hottie swimmer Liam pays her extra attention at her sister's wedding, she has a hard time trusting his interest. Throughout the evening, Liam's charm wins her over, until they're falling hard for each other. But the next day, Hannah learns something that may ruin it all.All stories in the LIFE (Love Is for Everyone) series portray true-to-life teenage characters, with real personalities and common issues, who experience the lightning bolt of first love in their own individual ways! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Julie Niblett, Cole Niblett. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/124011/bk_acx0_124011_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A sexy futa's on the prowl for hot fun on the beach! Three hot stories of a sexy futa loving every woman she can!Erin has fallen in love with Hawaii. While on vacation with her BFF, the sexy Cassie she became a futa. Now she doesn't want to leave the sandy beaches full of scantily clad women for her to seduce.Wandering the sandy beaches, Erin seduces newlywed wives, cuckolds husbands, has hot menages, and steamy public sex. And more than one husband gets quite the shock when Erin turns them into hot women! Erin wants to share her throbbing passion with every hottie she can, from sexy MILF's to sultry girls!Futa on the Beach Collection is three hot stories that contain: futa-on-female, menage, public sex, anal, cuckolding, hot wife, ATP, gender swap, oral, and first time experience! This bundle is not for the faint at heart!Three stories of the Aphrodite Sisterhood Universe! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jessica Howard. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/150092/bk_acx0_150092_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Original comedy material from some of the best comedy writers around! True stories about masturbation, hair straightening, sleep, near death experiences, and more from the brilliant comedy minds behind Saturday Night Light, Roseanne, Sex and the City, The Ben Stiller Show, and The Simpsons. These audio selections feature highlights of the Un-Cabaret monthly reading series "Say the Word": "The Harvest" by Jay Kogen "'Hey Baby' Weight" by Cindy Chupack "Greedy Eye Behavior" by Eric Gilliland "Mickey's Shadow" by Beth Lapides "At Any Minute" by Julia Sweeney "When I Was a Hottie" by Cindy Caponera "Jerry Lewis Called Me a Faggot" by Rob Cohen 1. Language: English. Narrator: Beth Lapides, Jay Kogen, Cindy Chupack, Eric Gilliland, Cindy Caponera, Rob Cohen. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/caba/000002/pf_caba_000002_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The women appearing in these erotic stories are all very nice ladies as well as very good friends of the writer. But then, you already know that from previous books.He loves and respects all the nice ladies depicted in her very own sex story. You already know that as well because he's told you so a million times.This book is somewhat different in that the women having sex with the author are slightly older than their predecessors. This group of 9 have all reached the ripe old age of 50. Nonetheless, the babe depicted in each story is just as passionate and loving as the hottie who came before her. Beverly W, Pat L, Loretta H, Cathy P, Elva R, Dianne S, Mila L, Jessica C, and Linda R, are no different from the others when it comes to cumming as those before her did.Told in almost 15,000 words, this vile collection of 8 erotic stories are all meant to excite men to erection, as well as moisten the panties of most women. We believe they accomplish exactly that. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jim Masters. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/099578/bk_acx0_099578_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
When 35-year-old office worker Avery Brocus set up a profile on an adult hook-up site, he never dreamed a 22-year-old hottie would contact him. Nor did he imagine she’d want to meet him in person. After agreeing, he immediately has second thoughts. He’s expecting someone out to rob him of his money or identity. He’s not expecting to encounter creatures that want his very soul. Eve of Light is a dark metaphysical fantasy series chronicling the surreal events leading up to the Apocalypse - the Death of God. The setting is a contemporary, alternate Earth on the verge of a cataclysm that will warp space, time, and minds. The main narrative of those plotting and battling to save humanity is told in the Eve of Light series of novels. The short stories are simply flashes on the fringe - episodes told from the perspective of everyday men and women living in a world turned weird. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Michael C. Gwynne. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/022817/bk_acx0_022817_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Real dating stories of a below-average guy. A humorous self-help book filled with tales from the author who came out of a three-year relationship and was completely clueless as how to navigate the emerging trend of modern digital dating. The reader will not only get just the tips but also some hilarious, self-deprecating stories that you can laugh at or commiserate with - or both! Let's face it, for some guys, it's much easier to be in the dating game if you're naturally sociable, tall, and handsome. But for the majority of us, it can be quite the herculean task. Let this tastefully vulgar book become your guide! Table of contents Glossary Introduction Don't Hump the Homie Hopper Decision Process Mapping: To Bring a Date to a Wedding or Not Dealing with Rejection Friend Zone to End Zone General Online Dating Advice First Date Tips and Ideas General Dating Advice Canadian Incursion: Weapons Free Sex Ed: Prevention of the worst STD Don't Discount the Fattie nor Overtip the Hottie Game-ify your Dating Experience Everything in Moderation The Two Best Types of Wingmen Records Management Go for it: Get the Hot Chick Say "Yes" to all Social Invitations Red Flags Aren't Just for China Dress for Success Assholes Finish Last Be Open to Trying New Things Stay in the Game: Sex Stamina On the Hook The Final Tip Afterword Epilogue 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sterling Stark. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/115632/bk_acx0_115632_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
AN AMAZON #1 BEST-SELLER IN TEENS MYSTERIES & THRILLERS, SPIES AND DETECTIVE STORIES! Summer vacation turns deadly when Darcy investigates a cold case that gets real hot, real fast... Two weeks before junior year, Darcy Walker hops a plane to Florida. Fresh off the high of solving three murders, she’s up for a little R&R with her best friend, Dylan, and his family. But even before her feet hit the Orlando soil, she meddles once again. The case of the disappearance of a five-year-old boy who vanished six months earlier looms like a passenger jet over a swamp. In turbulence. Above writhing, feeding alligators. ...chum for a verb like Darcy Walker. Convinced she can bring the boy home, Darcy travels down a road that not only follows the missing child but branches off into the corrupt and sinister world of mob activity. She also tampers in a murder investigation. One assigned to Dylan’s detective grandfather. Add a flirtationship with her hottie best friend…and she’s got one too many distractions. Yup, trouble. With a capital T. But Trouble has teeth, and it is snapping at her heels. As danger spikes, can she survive until sunrise? Readers call the Darcy Walker Series Stephanie Plum meets Veronica Mars meets The Blacklist. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Patricia Fructuoso. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/024266/bk_acx0_024266_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
AN AMAZON #1 BEST-SELLER IN TEENS MYSTERIES & THRILLERS, SPIES AND DETECTIVE STORIES! Skipping class can be deadly… Fifteen-year-old Darcy Walker’s name means "dark walker." Whether her parents’ choice was a stroke of genius or smack of stupid, they definitely nailed the irony. She lacks direction. Distracts easily. And despite a high IQ, her grades stink. Valley High’s reigning misfit, she’s also infatuated with a bad boy. A guy that her hottie best friend, Dylan, wishes would get acquainted with his fist. With her life spiraling out of control, she cuts class and stumbles upon a corpse in a dumpster. From there, things go high-octane because in a world full of nouns, Darcy’s a verb. Hardwired for action, she gets caught up in the middle of the mystery and can’t let go. When the school’s biggest nerd is arrested for the crime, Darcy goes Mach 1 trying to clear his name. Constructing aliases. Breaking the law. Dodging gangbangers who want her dead. Everything that makes perfect sense to her, but reeks of Grade A Stupid to everyone else. Trouble is...will she live to see sixteen? Readers call the Darcy Walker Series Stephanie Plum meets Veronica Mars meets The Blacklist. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Patricia Fructuoso. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/019223/bk_acx0_019223_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Get in the holiday spirit any time of year with these funny, sweet romantic short stories. Discover the loose thread that connects the stories and ties up in a perfect happy ending, bringing together characters from all the stories. The stories include: "Spooked by Love:" After divorcing her husband, Marnie's afraid to trust her heart again. Her ex is moving on fine, but she hasn't even been on her first post-divorce date. She can't handle another break-up. Then she meets a hot single dad at her daughter's Halloween party and he's got his eye on Marnie. The only problem: he claims he's just out for fun. Is anything scarier than giving romance a second chance? "Holiday Rush:" A Black Friday shopping-trip-gone-wrong loses Lindy her job, her guy, and her dignity. Then it gets worse - she has no choice but to take a job she loathes. But there's one bonus in the deal: a seriously hot boss who might help her feel that holiday rush again. "Missing Christmas:" Is Ginny just homesick, or did she make the mistake of her life? Ginny's spending her first Christmas away from home, but she's not feeling the spirit of the season. She moved down south to be with her boyfriend, and now she's having serious regrets about leaving her family and friends behind. Does new love trump twenty-three years of holiday tradition? "Tingle All The Way:" Jessica has never bought into the magic of Christmas, but when a mistaken call to 911 ruins the holiday for Morgan, the little girl next door, Jessica will do everything she can to make it up to her - and to Morgan's hottie uncle. Can Jessica turn her worst Christmas ever into the best one yet? "Giving Up Guys:" Three friends, one vow, and a drunken toast. These gals are giving up guys for their New Year's resolution. During the next six weeks, they'll pursue something besides men - like new hobbies and classes. Good luck with that, ladies. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Tamara McDaniel. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/009360/bk_acx0_009360_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.