What could possibly go wrong when a mermaid and a werewolf are sent on a dangerous mission by the drunken, diaper-wearing God of the Sea? Better question. What could possibly go right? Madison Unlike my sisters, I haven’t found my HEA. And I’m looking - hard. But finding a man who wants to blowhole dive in Hawaii on the first date is more difficult than you might imagine. I’ve been forced to settle for a few meaningless orgasms with men who disappear when I suggest fun activities, like scaling 20 stories while blindfolded. Look, I know meaningless nookie won’t help me find my happily-ever-after, or even a guy who believes tightrope handstands over the Grand Canyon are fun. But there is someone out there for me so next time I do the horizontal mambo, it’s for keeps. May the gods help me. Well, me and whoever I boink next. Rick Being a vegan werewolf has its drawbacks. I’ve been exiled from my pack and even the petting zoo of deer, rabbits, and raccoons I keep safely tucked away from my fellow weres isn’t enough to banish the loneliness I feel. Talking to myself is becoming dangerous. Just two days ago out of stupefying boredom, I made a wager with myself that I could fly. It didn’t end well. Thankfully Poseidon is sending me on a mission. Unfortunately, it’s with a crazy Mermaid who has a worse reputation for death-defying recreation than me. I have no clue what’s in store, but may the gods help me. Well, me and this swimming hottie, because I’m totally down. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Lance Greenfield, C J Bloom. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/050378/bk_adbl_050378_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Brandee has been dumped in every way possible, but by text is the last straw. That´s it - she´s officially done with men. Unfortunately, she´s just been told her ´´soul mate´´ is the drool-worthy hottie all her friends call One-Night Nick. Nick has been searching for true love for 100 years. After all, werewolves mate for life, and he does not want to mess this up. As soon as he kisses Brandee, he knows she´s the one. But how will he convince a woman who knows nothing of paranormals that she´s about to be bound to a werewolf forever? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Leah Mallach. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/003533/bk_tant_003533_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
This humorous erotic adventure features a sassy BBW heroine, an alien hottie hero, outrageous action - and scorching, explicitly detailed love scenes that burn as hot as a supernova! Heather Holzengruber´s world is a mess, all thanks to the Enpathians: a race of telepathic aliens who have invaded Earth and brainwashed most of the citizens into becoming happy little drones. She´s lonely and feeling more than a little hopeless.... Until a certain dashing galactic crusader shows up. He is Gearon Teague, last lord of the Mekrons: seven feet tall, with wavy blue hair, electric violet eyes, and a perpetual smug smile. Heather is a big girl...But mighty Gearon has no problem manhandling her and carrying her off to his silver starship. Despite his arrogance, Heather is charmed by the alien lord´s noble nature - and his huge hands that seem to know just how to touch her curvy body. Heather discovers that Gearon´s starship is the key to defeating the Enpathian invaders. He needs a female copilot to be ´´bonded´´ to him though, in order unlock his most powerful weapon. The bonding is an intense mating ritual, a link of bodies and minds...Heather must decide how far she will submit to her alien lord in order to save the Earth - even if it means becoming ´´his´´ forever, with no turning back.... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Audrey Lusk. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/052363/bk_acx0_052363_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Jasbir, aka Jazz, has always been a stellar student and an obedient, albeit wise-cracking, daughter. Everything has gone along just fine - she has good friends in the ´´genius´´ program she´s been in since kindergarten, her teachers and principal adore her, and her parents dote on her. But now, in her junior year of high school, her mother hears that Jazz was seen hugging a boy on the street and goes ballistic.Mom immediately implements the ´´Guided Dating Plan´´, which includes setting up blind dates with ´´suitable,´´ prescreened Indian candidates. The boy her mother sets her up with, however, is not at all what anyone expects; and the new boy at school, the very UNsuitable hottie, is the one who sets Jazz´s blood boiling.When Jazz makes a few out-of-the-ordinary decisions, everything explodes, and she realizes she´ll need a lot more than her genius education to get out of the huge mess she´s in. Can Jazz find a way to follow her own heart and still stay in the good graces of her parents? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Victoria Villarreal. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/149781/bk_acx0_149781_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Idaho is the last place a man like me would ever expect to find the woman of his dreams.But there she is, running a Bed & Breakfast, with her heart-shaped face and magnetic smile.And she has no idea who I am.Just like me, there is more to Laila than meets the eye - this girl has been broken more times than she can count. She´s lost all faith in a man ever helping her piece together her shattered dreams.But she´s never met a mountain man like me.The distance between her heart and mine may seem wide, but I refuse to give up because she deserves happiness more than any woman I´ve ever known.I may be stuck in the middle of nowhere, but in her arms, I feel like I´ve come home.Dear Listener,HOMEWARD features hidden identities, secret babies, and a few stalkers who aren´t going to stop until they take what they want. Don´t worry, no one is gonna mess with the babies on Miracle Mountain, I can guarantee you that! This story is steamy, sweet, and sure to make you want to fall into the arms of the closest bearded-hottie.xo, frankie 1. Language: English. Narrator: Joe Arden, Maxine Mitchell. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/inbl/000845/bk_inbl_000845_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A new novel about following your dreams . . . and finding your heart from the author of Meant to Be. Meet Sloane Emily Jacobs: a seriously stressed-out figure skater who choked during junior nationals and isn´t sure she´s ready for a comeback. What she does know is that she´d give anything to escape the mass of misery that is her life. Now meet Sloane Devon Jacobs, a spunky ice hockey player who´s been suspended from her team for too many aggressive hip checks. Her punishment? Hockey camp, now, when she´s playing the worst she´s ever played. If she messes up? Her life will be over. When the two Sloanes meet by chance and decide to trade places for the summer, each girl thinks she´s the lucky one. But it didn´t occur to Sloane E. that while avoiding sequins and axels she might meet a hockey hottie - and Sloane D. never expected to run into a familiar (and very good-looking) face from home. It´s not long before the Sloanes discover that convincing people you´re someone else might be more difficult than being yourself. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Shelby Lewis, Devon Sorvari. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/lili/001657/bk_lili_001657_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Dakota Cassidy, USA Today best-selling author of The Accidental Dragon, brings you a laugh-out-loud romantic comedy in the Accidentally Paranormal series. Get swept away to Greece in this international romp where you´ll meet a few gods and goddesses and fall in love with Quinn Morris as she transforms from a heartbroken mess to the goddess of love. Mythology buff Quinn Morris has always wanted to visit Greece, where her inner hardcore romantic envisioned proposing to her boyfriend. And she´s finally here - with her friend, Ingrid. She might not have found love at the Parthenon, thanks to her cheating ex, but she has found big boobies...and swirly purple eyes...and sparkling skin. Oh, and Greek hottie Khristos, who claims to be descended from a goddess and swears Quinn´s the new Aphrodite. With help from Khristos and support from Ingrid´s employers - Nina, Wanda, and Marty - Quinn has to learn all the tricks of the matchmaking trade, STAT, lest she has her new friend, Cupid, sticking arrows in all the wrong places. This all goes down while dealing with her man-hating mother, guarding her own heart from Khristos, and protecting herself from an invisible foe who might want to snatch Quinn´s newfound powers from her - dead or alive. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Hollie Jackson. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/044909/bk_acx0_044909_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Visually arresting, irresistibly sexy, and ferociously funny, this faux 1980s pulp love magazine is the perfect beach read, coffee table accessory, or gift from the brain that brought you @theyellowhairedgirl. Dedicated to broken-hearted girls who will always love again . . . Have you ever hooked up with a homeless hottie who stole your heart, but then also your potato chips? Flaked out on friends and changed the course of your entire life after meeting the ´´perfect” guy before discovering his multiple undiagnosed anti-social personality disorders? Planned a What-Would-Dolly-Parton-Do day but then realized you have no hair spray and just ate raw cookie dough by yourself instead? If it´s happened to Leah Rachel, it can happen to you. Instagram´s insanely popular Yellow Haired Girl, unloads in this brutally funny and vibrantly illustrated book about love, fluids, resilience, pain, and owning the whole marvelous mess we call womanhood. Filled with quizzes, recipes for the lost, mad libs, puzzles, horoscopes, and raw personal essays, Love Street is packed with screw-it-all advice on sex, drugs, diets, dating, self-esteem, body image, friends, romance, masturbation, fashion, and crashing into love so fast and hard you´re as sure as your lost dignity it´s the real thing. This unique, eye-popping work of pulp art is both aspirational and cringingly relatable. This is for any woman who isn´t afraid to wear her heart on her sleeve, no matter how many times it´s been through the washer. Paper dolls included.