When 35-year-old office worker Avery Brocus set up a profile on an adult hook-up site, he never dreamed a 22-year-old hottie would contact him. Nor did he imagine she’d want to meet him in person. After agreeing, he immediately has second thoughts. He’s expecting someone out to rob him of his money or identity. He’s not expecting to encounter creatures that want his very soul. Eve of Light is a dark metaphysical fantasy series chronicling the surreal events leading up to the Apocalypse - the Death of God. The setting is a contemporary, alternate Earth on the verge of a cataclysm that will warp space, time, and minds. The main narrative of those plotting and battling to save humanity is told in the Eve of Light series of novels. The short stories are simply flashes on the fringe - episodes told from the perspective of everyday men and women living in a world turned weird. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Michael C. Gwynne. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/022817/bk_acx0_022817_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
This bundle includes the following five audiobooks:´´The Lark´´: Danny is a struggling singer willing to do almost anything to get a little exposure and keep food on the table, so she doesn´t think twice about traveling to the middle of nowhere to perform a gig. When she´s stranded at an abandoned airport, however, she finds herself exposed to a sinister creature with a hunger for something only she can provide.´´Heaven´s Gun´´: Jacob is a small-time criminal who dabbles in everything from drugs to prostitutes to illegal weapons. When he finds a gun that seems to be of supernatural origin, he begins to dream of the big time. His dream turns into a nightmare when he realizes someone wants their toy back.´´Foolkillers´´: When lonely middle-manager Avery Brocus set up a profile on an adult hookup site, he never dreamed a young hottie would contact him, let alone insist on meeting in person. Agreeing too quickly, he expects to be robbed of his money or identity. He soon realizes he’s been caught up in a plot for something far more valuable.´´Knotty & Ice´´: Even though he’s one of the Heartland Security Agency’s Peacemaker agents, a man sworn to help protect and preserve the morality of the US, Neal can’t give up his habit of patronizing prostitutes. When one of them steals the prototype of a top-secret device, however, he has no choice but to come clean in order to rally fellow agents for a recovery mission. His situation goes from bad to worse when he is tricked into a plot to take down one of the Agency’s most powerful secret allies - an angel from Heaven&Hell.´´Rogue Beauty´´: A fugitive from the Sprytes, one of the most dangerous supernatural cults on Earth, Betty has refashioned herself as a revealer of dark conspiracies and a killer of misogynous conspirators. On her crusade, she has successfully stayed off the radar for months. When the Sprytes close in, however, Betty may find herself entangled in a conspiracy to 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sara Morsey. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/comm/001459/bk_comm_001459_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
It´s Bewitching Witches Versus Determined Dragons In These Light Paranormal Romantic Comedies! Now you can get all three stories in the Baba Yaga Saga in this convenient set. Book 1: How To Train a Witch She´s the Jezibaba, not the Jezibooboo. Sleeping with Professor Hottie is out of the question… or is it? What she is not going to do is sleep with a sexy dragon just because he wants to help. She and Professor Hottie have way more in common than the magical world is ready to know. Book 2: How To Date A Dragon There were rules for dating dragons. The most important of all? Don´t get burned. Time to give up pretending she´s found a perfect love and face the true reality. Over the last eight years, she´s dated a hot dragon and now is getting burned for giving him her heart. Book 3: To Yaga Or Not To Yaga To Baba Yaga or not to Baba Yaga? That was the big question. Too bad no one knew the answer. Until she officially retired the Jezibaba position, she couldn´t take on any additional challenges. Her current chaos was enough to send any stressed witch on a no holds barred zapping spree.
Original comedy material from some of the best comedy writers around! True stories about masturbation, hair straightening, sleep, near death experiences, and more from the brilliant comedy minds behind Saturday Night Light, Roseanne, Sex and the City, The Ben Stiller Show, and The Simpsons. These audio selections feature highlights of the Un-Cabaret monthly reading series ´´Say the Word´´: ´´The Harvest´´ by Jay Kogen ´´´Hey Baby´ Weight´´ by Cindy Chupack ´´Greedy Eye Behavior´´ by Eric Gilliland ´´Mickey´s Shadow´´ by Beth Lapides ´´At Any Minute´´ by Julia Sweeney ´´When I Was a Hottie´´ by Cindy Caponera ´´Jerry Lewis Called Me a Faggot´´ by Rob Cohen 1. Language: English. Narrator: Beth Lapides, Jay Kogen, Cindy Chupack, Eric Gilliland, Cindy Caponera, Rob Cohen. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/caba/000002/pf_caba_000002_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
He´s off-limits...and we´re breaking all the rules! I just landed my dream summer gig: working as a production assistant on TV´s smash-hit reality show, Ever After. Two months of sun and fun at the beach? Sign me up! Until the moment I come face to face with this season´s bachelor, racing´s bad boy Dash - a.k.a., the mysterious hottie I just hooked up with at a creepy motel off the I-80. Can you say, awkward? Dash is sexy, charming-and totally off-limits. But the chemistry between us is way too hot to ignore. He´s playing to win, and he´s got his sights set on the prize: me! Soon, the action is heating up off-screen. But between ratings-hungry producers, back-stage drama, and 12 of the most cutthroat glamazon contestants known to womankind, I´m in way over my head. Can I find my happily-ever-after, or will it be lights, camera, heartbreak? Contains mature themes. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Virginia Rose, Kale Williams. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/014276/bk_tant_014276_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
I´ll protect her at all costs. Even if she´s my undoing. Dominick AngelineCold. Dangerous. Always in control. It´s a reputation I worked hard to establish, and it has brought me more wealth, more power, more...everything. As the king, the responsibility for the city´s underground weighs heavily on my shoulders. It´s been my only focus, my only concern.Then I met my obsession: Allie Bancroft. She´s unpredictable, chaos to my order, light to my darkness, and everything I never knew I´d crave.I live in a dangerous world, so she thinks I want to lock her away in a gilded cage. But I want to set her free. I want to make her my queen - as long as she follows my rules.Whatever it takes, I´ll have her at my side. I´ll tease and tempt her with sweet words. Fray away at her sanity with secrets. Dare her to accept my depravity by mixing it with pleasure she´s never known.Once we cross that line, will she be able to handle the depth of my passion?From USA Today and Wall Street Journal best-selling author Lauren Landish, Dirty Secrets is a full-length, sexy stand-alone romance. Strap in for an explosive swoon-filled ride as this alpha hottie melts your heart from the lengths he´ll go to protect the one woman who makes him vulnerable. Complete with a happy-ever-after, no cheating, and no cliffhanger. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Melissa Moran, J.F. Harding. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/139023/bk_acx0_139023_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.