Now a major motion picture! An irreverent and irresistible New York Times bestselling romance between the so-called Designated Ugly Fat Friend and the Hot Jock. Seventeen-year-old Bianca Piper may not be the prettiest girl in her high school, but she has a loyal group of friends, a biting wit, and a spot-on BS detector. She's also way too smart to fall for the charms of man-slut and slimy school hottie Wesley Rush, who calls Bianca the Duff--the Designated Ugly Fat Friend--of her crew. But things aren't so great at home and Bianca, desperate for a distraction, ends up kissing Wesley. Worse, she likes it. Eager for escape, Bianca throws herself into a closeted enemies-with-benefits relationship with him. Until it all goes horribly awry. It turns out Wesley isn't such a bad listener, and his life is pretty screwed up, too. Suddenly Bianca realizes with absolute horror that she's falling for the guy she thought she hated more than anyone.
A sexy and confident young hottie and her equally mesmerizing lady friend get so worked up during their workout that they can't walk away without including their personal trainer Alfonzo. A tanned and sculpted Brazilian man is just the addition these two sex kittens need sandwiched between them for the night. 1. Language: English. Narrator: T.K. Love. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/190967/bk_acx0_190967_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
She's a black belt. She's a world-class sniper. She's a sophomore. Meet Cindy O'Shea, a normal high school student dealing with homework, a best friend who's a geek, a single mom with her own issues, and the toughest after-school job in the world. She's an assassin. Follow Cindy; her best friend, Tina; her nemesis, Tamara; and Tina's hottie brother, Jason, to New York City for a Broadway show with a little postshow kidnapping and mayhem for an after-party. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Iesha Nyree. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/054852/bk_acx0_054852_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A is for awards: fans will read how Justin became a record breaker and beat Taylor Lautner to the Hottest Hottie Award. B is for best friend: this guide contains all there is to know about Justin’s best friends and the trouble they have caused together over the years. C is for Canada: Justin’s hometown of Stratford, Ontario is discussed here, as well as how he was catapulted from street performer to global superstar in the space of three years! All this Bieberology and more can be found here, including what book Jaden Smith loaned Justin, whether Justin ever has bad hair days, and how he became the most Googled name in the world. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Eloise Oxer. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/boli/001360/bk_boli_001360_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
In this sassy, sexy romantic comedy, Darcy Benton is the oldest cliché in the world - a woman in love with her boss. Other than that little quirk, Darcy is no-nonsense, practical, mature, and sober. She's just the kind of woman Chase Whitaker wants as head of accounting for his company. She's definitely not the kind of woman he wants in his bed. Enter Darcy's meddling, matchmaking best friend who has a plan to transform Darcy into a hottie designed to attract Chase's interest. All it takes? A couple of little lies. Oh, and a wish on a star. Darcy should have heeded that old advice. Be careful what you wish for. Nobody's Cinderella is book one of San Antone Two-Step. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Nicole Colburn. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/002712/bk_acx0_002712_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The only reason Lauren entered the Hashtag Hunt was for the $10,000 grand prize. She needed seed money for her startup, and it sounded easy enough: 12 hours to text 12 photos to someone called the Wizard. For hashtag number five, Lauren needs a #HottieInTheWild, and with the help of her best friend, Ivy, she finds the perfect subject.The only reason Brenner entered Barkley’s Pub was to have beers with Scott, an Army brother back in town. The reunion is interrupted when a woman is caught crouched in a dark corner, taking pictures of Brenner. Lauren explains, and though embarrassed, she accepts Scott and Brenner’s offer to help with hashtag number six.While hunting for hashtags, Lauren finds adventure and romance with her #Hottie, but she must stay focused to beat the clock and win the cash. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Andrea Emmes, Tim Paige. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/154366/bk_acx0_154366_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Adorkable (ah-dor-kuh-bul): Descriptive term meaning to be equal parts dorky and adorable. For reference, see Sally Spitz.Seventeen-year-old Sally Spitz is done with dating. Or at least, she's done with the horrible blind dates/hookups/sneak attacks her matchmaking bestie, Hooker, sets her up on. There's only so much one geek girl and Gryffindor supporter can take. Her solution: she needs a fake boyfriend. And fast. Enter Becks, soccer phenom, all-around-hottie, and Sally's best friend practically since birth. When Sally asks Becks to be her F.B.F. (fake boyfriend), Becks is only too happy to be used. He'd do anything for Sal - even if that means giving her PDA lessons in his bedroom, saying she's "more than pretty", and expertly kissing her at parties. The problem: Sally's been in love with Becks all her life - and he's completely clueless. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Andrea Emmes. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/011779/bk_tant_011779_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
I can’t believe I agreed to go to this silly, gender-swap Halloween costume party dressed like a sexy female witch. And even worse, my friend, Chelsea, is dragging me to a stupid fortune teller. What a scam. Magic isn’t real. What, is she going to turn me into a real sexy witch? Hah! Yeah right. Max Cooper grudgingly agreed to dress up like a female witch for his friend Kyle’s gender-swap Halloween party, and his pal, Chelsea, offered to doll him up so well that no one would be able to tell he wasn’t really a girl. She did such a good job that even Kyle’s friend, Mitch, is fooled into thinking that Max is just another hottie at the party! But when Max and Chelsea go to have their fortunes read by the mysterious Madame Orlando, Max can’t shut up about how it’s all a scam and how magic isn’t real. Chelsea apologizes, but not before the Madame offers Max a chance to see just how real her magic can be. Now, Max is stuck as Maxine, the sexiest witch at the party! But what is she going to do with her new, hot little body? Only one thing is for certain: Mitch sure looks great now that "Maxine" has an all-new female set of appetites, and suddenly, she’s dying to find out just how wild Halloween can get.... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Scottie Calif. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/109985/bk_acx0_109985_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Dakota Cassidy, USA Today best-selling author of The Accidental Dragon, brings you a laugh-out-loud romantic comedy in the Accidentally Paranormal series. Get swept away to Greece in this international romp where you'll meet a few gods and goddesses and fall in love with Quinn Morris as she transforms from a heartbroken mess to the goddess of love. Mythology buff Quinn Morris has always wanted to visit Greece, where her inner hardcore romantic envisioned proposing to her boyfriend. And she's finally here - with her friend, Ingrid. She might not have found love at the Parthenon, thanks to her cheating ex, but she has found big boobies...and swirly purple eyes...and sparkling skin. Oh, and Greek hottie Khristos, who claims to be descended from a goddess and swears Quinn's the new Aphrodite. With help from Khristos and support from Ingrid's employers - Nina, Wanda, and Marty - Quinn has to learn all the tricks of the matchmaking trade, STAT, lest she has her new friend, Cupid, sticking arrows in all the wrong places. This all goes down while dealing with her man-hating mother, guarding her own heart from Khristos, and protecting herself from an invisible foe who might want to snatch Quinn's newfound powers from her - dead or alive. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Hollie Jackson. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/044909/bk_acx0_044909_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.